15 4 / 2014

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

(via maythetimelordswatchoveryou)

15 4 / 2014

bluedelliquanti:

vispreeve:

Ellen Page & Laverne Cox | GLAAD Media Awards 2014

Ellen Page is a tiny gumshoe detective working to expose a ring of corrupt politicians! Laverne Cox is the charismatic club hostess who gives her the inside scoop on all of her cases! Can they put aside their torrid romantic past to secure a statuette full of top-secret microfilm?

Coming this Christmas: TINY DETECTIVE.

(via prouvaireish)

15 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

wendyortizart:

Now time for ink. ✒️

wendyortizart:

Now time for ink. ✒️

14 4 / 2014

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict, via drinkingtea-and-readingbooks)

14 4 / 2014

"I wouldn’t necessarily mind people not knowing I’m gay, but I don’t like being thought of as straight — in the same way that I don’t mind people not knowing I’m a writer, but it would be awkward if they assumed I was an extreme skateboarder, because that’s so far removed from the reality of my life. But there is no blank slate where orientation is concerned; we are straight until proven otherwise. And if you’ve never seen how dramatically a conversation can be derailed by a casual admission of homosexuality, let me tell you, it gets awkward."

My Life as an Invisible Queer - Cosmopolitan (via feministlibrarian)

This is why I have no time for the ‘Stop making such a big deal about sexuality’ bullshit

I want people to know that I’m queer

I am proud of who I am and I don’t ever, EVER want for people to assume that I’m straight. I am not going to be invisible. I am not going to act like my queer identity is not important or that it’s not a huge part of who I am

(via thefingerfuckingfemalefury)

I always feel weird about wanting to tell people I’m bi. I just feel like I’m being pushy, and especially since gay is being fetishized right now, I feel uncomfortable because it feels like people will perceive that I have some sort of ulterior motive in telling them. I have to remind myself that me wanting to tell new friends and acquaintances is because it gets to the point where interacting with them feels awkward because they’re close to me but don’t know this big part of my identity.

(via quiescenteve)

(via quiescenteve)

11 4 / 2014

kellanium-on-walrus-detail:

visambros:

Have any of you heard

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of subculture practised in

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Botswana, Africa?

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It’s a heavy metal subculture

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that some describe as

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"Cowboy Metalheads"

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And

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they

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look

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so

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awesome!

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(I found out about them because of this cracked article)

This shit is awesome.

(via madookakaname)

11 4 / 2014

adriofthedead:

ghdos:

Garlic Parmesan Pull-Apart Bread 


1 can of refrigerated Grands biscuits (not the flaky layers)
1/2 stick of butter
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 tsp Italian Seasoning 

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Throw the cold stick of butter in a bundt pan and let it melt in the preheating oven.

While the butter melts, cut the Grands biscuits into quarters. In a bowl, toss the biscuit pieces, garlic, Italian Seasoning, and Parmesan cheese together.

Once the butter is melted, add the biscuit mixture to the pan, sprinkling with any cheese and garlic that gets let behind in the bowl.

Bake at 350 degrees for 20- 22 minutes until golden brown. Turn out on a dish and enjoy!

This is just fucking genius.

oh god

(Source: myworldequalart, via mihashee)

11 4 / 2014

suitupweird:

Inspiration | Women In Menswear | Wear It Weird

(via nudityandnerdery)

09 4 / 2014

tempeh-princess:

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie

(via scouty-scooter)